58 Thoughts Every Girl Has in Sephora

  1. Okay you’re here to get more foundation and that’s it. One thing.
  2. Why do they keep rearranging things in here?
  3. Now I look like I don’t know what I’m doing.
  4. I think this makes people stay longer and buy more.
  5. It’s totally working.
  6. I should’ve worn more makeup today. The sales ladies aren’t taking me seriously.
  7. They’re so judgmental.
  8. “Aw yes! I would love a basket thank you!”
  9. Wow she is so nice. I love her.
  10. Now I can buy more things to fill it up.
  11. Maybe I could wear blue eyeliner like her.
  12. Or maybe not….
  13. Yeah definitely not.
  14. One day I’ll be rich enough to buy Giorgio Armani foundation.
  15. Today is not that day. Walk away.
  16. Nope… can’t afford the lip-gloss either.
  17. Seriously, walk away.
  18. Can a person own too many lipsticks?
  19. Let’s find out.
  20. Ooh I want to test out the new Marc Jacobs scent.
  21. And Dolce & Gabbana.
  22. And Chanel.
  23. Also Viktor and Rolf. I hear Flowerbomb is the bomb.
  24. I wish the perfume sales guy would just leave me alone.
  25. I’m obviously not going to buy any of these, Sebastian.
  26. People can probably smell me from a mile away.
  27. I can’t breathe.
  28. Help.
  29. Note to self: less is more.
  30. Do you think anyone will notice if I use my fingers to test this concealer?
  31. Probably not. Going for it. I’m a rebel.
  32. Oh my gosh I’m the worst.
  33. I’m the reason they have these sampling rules.
  34. I’m spreading bacteria. I probably just gave 20 people acne.
  35. Forgive me, makeup gods.
  36. I need a new foundation brush. Mine doesn’t match my others.
  37. $45?! Never mind.
  38. I’ll just buy this 10-piece eye shadow brush set instead.
  39. Only $40? Wow this is perfect.
  40. Okay to the checkout!
  41. But first: travel samples.
  42. Now to the checkout.
  43. Wait but I really need a new Beauty Blender. Mine isn’t as pink as it used to be.
  44. Okay this time I’m actually going to the checkout.
  45. Did I find everything okay? Do they even have to ask?
  46. Am I a beauty insider? Come on, this ain’t my first rodeo.
  47. Let me get my card out so everyone knows.
  48. Rouge member. Get on my level, peasants.
  49. Okay here comes the total.
  50. Don’t freak out. Don’t freak out. Don’t frea-
  51. Oh my god. I’m gonna pass out.
  52. Well…they say beauty is pain.
  53. And this is definitely hurting my bank account.
  54. Yeah girl. Swipe that thing.
  55. Time to strut out of here like I own the place.
  56. Mission accomplished.
  57. Wait. I forgot to get my foundation.
  58. This means I can come back tomorrow.

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  1. September 21, 2017 / 10:29 pm

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LEGIT. ME. I totally LMAO. And Becky’s gifs I legit want to clap my hands for this post! Would you mind check out my page, maybe we can follow each other and be internet friends, it would mean the world to me 😀
    Love, Mimi


  2. September 29, 2017 / 5:11 pm

    Oh my goodness thank you, Mimi! The struggle is REAL in Sephora. I like lose all self control lol. And yes I’d love to check out your blog! Thanks so much for the love!

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